![]() 05/04/2016 at 23:10 • Filed to: Shitposting | ![]() | ![]() |
The only thing I can promise is more photos of vehicles you don’t care about, a puppy, two cats, and perhaps poor construction practices.
![]() 05/04/2016 at 23:19 |
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You can be my Secretary of Bagels.
![]() 05/04/2016 at 23:20 |
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Join me and HondaBro
![]() 05/04/2016 at 23:20 |
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I’ll be on the Winco payroll in no time!
![]() 05/04/2016 at 23:22 |
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Makin’ dat paper! Mad WinCo bucks, yo!!
![]() 05/04/2016 at 23:26 |
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If your running mate gets that SC400, I will consider it.
![]() 05/04/2016 at 23:30 |
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What are we voting for? Well, vote for me, free Cheese Wiz and jumbo slinkies for everyone!
![]() 05/04/2016 at 23:31 |
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Can I have somebody to manage my bribes and wiretap collection?
Preferably an underpaid and overworked intern if possible.
![]() 05/04/2016 at 23:31 |
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Scoob?
![]() 05/04/2016 at 23:33 |
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That'll do nicely. Since he's going to lose the Oppolection anyways.
![]() 05/04/2016 at 23:38 |
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Make it string cheese and I’ll donate tercel parts to your campaign
![]() 05/04/2016 at 23:39 |
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Hmm, ok, but it’s going to be from Trader Joe’s.
![]() 05/04/2016 at 23:41 |
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Will there be punch and pie?
![]() 05/04/2016 at 23:43 |
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No, just beer and weed
![]() 05/04/2016 at 23:47 |
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I’m sad I only have one star to give
![]() 05/05/2016 at 08:21 |
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Need more dogs and cats
![]() 05/05/2016 at 08:39 |
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Perhaps poor construction practices? Do you suddenly have some newfound faith in the home builders of your area?
![]() 05/05/2016 at 10:16 |
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No comment
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Make the Celica great again!